We Believe 

In America
It is the Bill of Rights, NOT the Bill of Feelings
In all the amendments ALL of them
That censoring speech is not cool and doesn’t make you right
That if you work hard, you can make it
That ALL people have a purpose
That we are not victims
Complaining is not a solution
That laughter IS tied with whiskey as the best medicine
Sarcasm is a necessary tool to point out absurdities 
That being joyful is awesome
Serving your community is valuable
Faith is important
Freedom is not something you have to earn, but it is ingrained in your personhood. 

DON’T WORRY. IF YOU DON’T LIKE THIS, DON’T WORRY, IT IS NOT US; IT’S YOU. 

MEET THE TEAM

We are a small family business and like all mom and pop startups, we are putting everything we got back into the business. We welcome your orders and hope that you love what we are doing! If you don’t like sarcasm, America, or positivity we are probably not the right fit for you.