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Freedom Feathers: The Mullet Manifesto

Freedom Feathers: The Mullet Manifesto

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Freedom Feathers: The Mullet Manifesto

Let it fly. Loud. Feathered. And just a little feral.

The Shirt

This isn’t just a tee—it’s a declaration of independence from boring.
A majestic eagle with a glorious mullet, flying straight outta 1987 and into your closet.

Patriotic? Yep. Ridiculous? Absolutely. Gen X gold? You bet your mixtape.

Why You'll Wear It Until It Fades:

🦅 Eagle with a Mullet – Because bald eagles are majestic, but mulleted eagles have stories.

🇺🇸 Red, White, and Rad – This graphic doesn’t just say “America.” It screams it with feathered volume.

😎 Gen X Soul, Modern Comfort – Ultra-soft fabric with the rebellious grit of a denim jacket tied around your waist in 1994.

💬 Conversation Starter – Warning: Boomers will salute you. Millennials will stare. Zoomers won’t get it—and that’s the point.


🎯 Perfect For

  • Backyard barbecues & fireworks

  • Bald eagle impersonators

  • People who peaked in the ’90s and are proud of it

  • Anyone who knows subtlety is for pigeons


Freedom Feathers: The Mullet Manifesto
Because freedom isn’t just bald—it’s feathered and fabulous.

Features

  • 4.2 oz., 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 32 singles
  • Ash is 99/1 airlume combed and ringspun cotton/polyester
  • Unisex sizing
  • Coverstitched collar and sleeves
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Retail fit
  • Side seams

For environmental and human friendly reason, this product is only made when you order it. Please allow about a week for it to be made and we will send you tracking information as soon as it's in the mail. Returns are not accepted on apparel.

 

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